There is an old saying that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. This adage is especially true when we need insight into our own characters because there is nothing like laughter to sneak past our defense mechanisms. A good joke is worth ten heavy-handed sermons.
Many people want to serve God…
but only as advisors.
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Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!
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If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats!
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We don’t change the message, the message changes us
- Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
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Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
joy of nine9 
Dropping by from Blogher. 🙂 I couldn’t resist with the title. Here’s a joke for you: How does Moses make tea?
He brews it.
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snort,,VERRRY good!!
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Gee, Melanie, I enjoyed these so much I’d love it if you’d dig up more and put them in another post. Thanks.
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really? laughter IS a great way to deflatr our balloon of false ego and pride
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I agree with Barb — more one liners! Laughter is also good medicine.
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will do
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Too funny! If you put more oout, i’ll stop by for sure. 🙂
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🙂
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God give me patience; but be quick about it.
God bless.
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I KNEW you would gave a good one liner..will include in my next list
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